ASK　KATSURA！

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

Hey Shinsengumi. YARANAIKA?

(Source: teap0ts, via katsurasexual)

askelizabetsu:

My real name is Hatsu. Not Elizabeth…

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nijibug:

@nemiicon and I have created the most terrible thing

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU HAVE ADBLOCK ON THIS IS A LEGIT ANGELFIRE SITE AND THAT MEANS POPUPS

NOW HOLD THE FUCK UP, LISTEN HERE
YOU CALL THAT DISSIN’, DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH
DJOZURA WILL SET YO ASS IN GEAR

TAKASUGI SAYS I’M GAY? AIN’T THAT SOME SHIT
I GET SO MUCH PUSSY IT’S NO JOKE
HE BE SO JELLY HE CAN’T EVEN GET A HIT
ALL THAT FOOL GETS IS A WEAK ASS POKE

YOU THINK I DO THIS SHIT FOR FREE
HELL NA BITCH I GOT JOUI TO FEED
THESE BITCHES CAN’T WAIT TO DO ME
THEY BE LIKE “AY ZURA YOU’RE THE ONE I NEED”
BUT I BE LIKE “IT AIN’T ZURA IT’S KATSURA BITCH”
AND DROP THEY ASS WITHOUT A HITCH

ELIZABETH IS FUCKING GREAT
CALL HER MY MAIN BITCH
SHE’S NEVER LATE, YOU BITCHES CAN’T RELATE
SHE OUT THERE BUYIN’ MY CONDITONER
TOO FLY TO BE OUT LIKE A PETITIONER
SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SORRY LAW
AND SHOVE IT UP YO ASS
BEFORE I TAKE MY FIST TO YO JAW

BITCH WHAT? COME AT ME BRO

(Source: pectus-pectoris, via pectus-pectoris)

askelizabetsu:

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THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL ELIZABETH!!!!!!!!!

(Source: pectus-pectoris)

nijibug:

hey hey uncle zura pass me the mic aru!!

FIRST NAME BBY
LAST NAME QURL
BEST STEP BACK WHEN I’M SET TO HURL

PEOPLE THESE DAYS NEEDA LEARN SOME RESPECT YO
YOU IN MY WAY THEN YOU ‘BOUT TA GET WRECKED YO

DON’TCHOO KNOW MY UMBRELLA AIN’T JUST FOR LOOKIN PRETTY
IF YOU ON THE WRONG END YOU CAN BET IT FEELS SHITTY

I HAD TAKASUGI AT GUNPOINT IN EPISODE FITTY-NINE
DIRTY PANTIES TOOK SHOT AT ME BUT HEY I FEEL FINE

DUMBASS SADIST TRYNA BEND MY BROKEN WRIST THE WRONG WAY
MORE LIKE DUMBASS MASOCHIST HA! I MADE HIM PAY AY AY

IT’S DINNERTIME NOW SADAHARU’S GETTIN SNARLY
FEED ME FOR FREE OR I’LL RUN YOU OVER WIT’ MY HARLEY

CURRY NINJAS FO LYFE!!!!
DJ GURA OUT

(Source: pectus-pectoris)

JOY GA JOUI, JOUI GA JOY
THE NAME IS KATSURA, NOT ZURA, BOY
BEST GET IT STRAIGHT OR BE IN A SORRY STATE

SHINSENGUMI AIN’T SHIT, ALWAYS IN MY GRILL
TRYNA MAKE THAT HIT, GET THAT KILL
ERRYONE KNOW THEY JUST SOME DOGS
CRUSIN’ THEM STREETS, LOOKIN’ LIKE SLOBS

GOT LONG FLOWIN HAIR & BITCH I DON’T CARE
I BE GETTIN’ HELLA FEMALES BUT I LEAVE ‘EM BARE
Y’ALL DON’T KNOW HOW I BE ROLLIN’
BUT BEST BELIEVE I KEEP THE PARTY GOIN’

CHEESE FONDUE? YEAH I KNOW THAT SHIT
YOU SAY IT IN PUBLIC? BITCH BETTER STRIP

GIN I’M COMIN’ FOR YOU
HELL NA BITCH WE AIN’T THROUGH
JUST JOIN MY JOUI THAT’S ALL THERE IS
YOU’LL BE JOININ’ THE BEST IN THE BIZ

TAKACHIBI WHO? BARELY EVEN SHOWS
BUT WHEN WE MEET WE GON EXCHANGE SOME BLOWS
I JUST HOPE HIS SHORT ASS CAN REACH ME
SINCE HE’S 170CM, CROUCHING DOWN AIN’T GONNA BE EASY

JOUI GA JOY, MOTHERF*$%^ERS! DJOZURA OUT

SWAG

(Source: pectus-pectoris)

You just have to get past the examinations!