Elizabeth trying to pick up a chick
Hey there pretty lady
wanna know how birds do it
no wait please come back
-Hug traffic cones.
-Sleep with open eyes (and effectively scare your roommate).
-Answer all perplexing fandom questions with Jackie’s nose. How did Yakone bloodbend when it wasn’t full moon? Jackie’s nose. How did Sherlock survive the fall? Jackie’s nose. Who is the Boss in Detective Conan? Jackie’s nose. That plot hole in that movie - ? Jackie’s nose.
-Marathon all Kdramas. Gross-sob when appropriate.
-Flip all toilet paper rolls so it faces the wrong way.
-Tell your friend to order cheese fondue. Then bark at them. ‘Have you no shame??’
-per @tropicalfruits’s suggestion: reblog cute paws and fluffy kittens. Insert appropriate kitty emoji in the tags.